this thread brings back memories, i remember most of them, and the daft things that went along with them,
arley barley was just arleys when i was at school, and if some one broke it the teachers would be on your side.
the bone in my leg thing was always met with "so do i but i still can...." which usually meant i got in trouble.
but the oddest thing i ever remember my nan saying was that my mom ran off with the coal man, this happened everytime i asked where she was, its odd because my nan didnt have any coal stuff in the house, not even a coal shed