New knees please
Knees of titanium bold and strong
NHS issue, when yours have gone wrong
You may have a long wait, but dont dwell in sorrow,
Got eight thousand quid?.....you can have yours tomorrow
Thirty plus clips to remove after 'the op'
Dont bend it too far........your wound may just 'pop'
The largest of hinge joints, they carry your weight
For all of your life, they can alter your gait.
Men often use them to traditionally propose
Without them, young babies couldnt crawl, I suppose.
Yes they're funny to look at all knobbly and boney
But omit them anatomically, and your legs would be lonely!