That one about CARROTS reminded me of a tale my Mom & Aunt Hilda used to tell about the black out.
WALKING HOME FROM THE CHIPPY IN THE TOTAL BLACKOUT MY AUNT WENT TO STEP UP THE CURB BY LOVERS LANE & ELECTRIC AVE,NOT KNOWING IT WAS A DOUBLE CURB STONE HIGH,TRIPPING MY AUNT FELL HEADLONG, A GENT PASSING HEAR ED HER CRY'S AND RUSHED TO HELP, ONLY TO HEAR MY AUNTS CRYING GET LOUDER AND MORE UPSETTING, WHEN ASK "HAVE YOU HURT YOURSELF & WHAT PART OF HER SHE HAD HURT, MY AUNT REPLIED "MY HAND" "WHAT CAN I DO" THE MAN ASKED, "YOU CAN GET YOUR FOOT OF IT PLEASE" REPLIED MY AUNT. :-[
That tale has given a number of generations a laugh over the years.
ASTON