Rupert, in my vocabulary "daft" is about as high a compliment as I can pay. If you only knew me you'd realise that what you wrote could have been uttered by me.
Years ago, my then 7 year old son and his pal were in our garden, playing on their BMX bikes, leaping off a ramp made from the lid off the rabbit hutch.
Without invitation I joined in, using an old bicycle which had a wicker basket suspended from the handlebars. I hit the ramp rather faster than was appropriate, flew some distance and landed hard with the saddle awry and the wicker basket over my head...in the rose bed.
My lad's pal's sole comment was "Ain't your Dad daft, Al?"
I was delighted!
Rupert if, in trying to pay you a compliment and aknowledge your joke, I've offended you please believe that was never my intention.
As it is obvious that I have, I apologise unreservedly and sincerely.
Ian