Things kids say.

[rosie]

I was in a shop today when a child spotted some foam insoles for shoes, she said "Look Nan, little mattresses for your feet!"
rosie.

 

[waverlee]

Our son was about 5 and visiting his nansWe were just ready to go home so I said to him,
Do uou want a tinkle before we go?
He smiled shyly at me and replied "You say ' have a quick slash!".
Thank goodness for kids.
Tojo.

 

[waverlee]

My son Andrew then aged 11 was supposed to be reading a prescribed book in class - Instead he was reading a book about 'Sex' . Needless to say the teacher caught him and so went confiscate the book - Andrew said, 'You can't do that the book belongs to my Dad' This story was related in a Teachers and Parents interview. . . My husband suddenly got a red face. .

 

[waverlee]

Our son was about 5 and visiting his nansWe were just ready to go home so I said to him,
Do uou want a tinkle before we go?
He smiled shyly at me and replied "You say ' have a quick slash!".
Thank goodness for kids.
Tojo.

This same lad was about 7 and this one day he met his friend Simon to play on the estate.When he returned home we asked him what they been up to .He gave us a long rigmarole they'd been there, they'd done that,they'd done this,they'd met so and so.Just as we were losing interest he said " oh, Simon found a johnnie in the car park".
Tojo.