That was good to read that again, Grandad used to say the muck cart one. He explained what a muck cart was though they had one when I was little when we stayed in a caravan in Weymouth. They used to empty the tin loos whilst having breakfast..
Nan used to say the cat's mother too. And of The Old Cat pub bus stop in Stourbridge, The Old Cat yer mother in law. Or if a woman had drawstring waist, er looks like a bag of erm...... tied up ugly.Or er ferce us stop a clock. Big teeth - Give her tayth back to the 'oss or if a lady had large feet, hers 'oofy. Or bow legged, her core stap a pig in an entry.
Flat chested, 2 poached eggs. Tree trunk legs, pianner legs, not sure what those are. Very critical was nan. Nico