Something else that has come to mind that I still look back and think of as funny and a slap in the face for those involved. A friend of mine and I went into a Chinese restaurant in Needless Alley for a meal. My friend was from Hong Kong, his father was from the UK and his mother was from Hong Kong and he was born and raised there. He had come to this country to further his education, he spoke fluent Chinese as you would expect from someone raised in Hong Kong.
We went in and sat down the staff we sitting at the back of the restaurant and seemed to take ages to come and take our order, Eventually one came up to us and my friend asked if I would order our meal, he told me to make it a large meal, really expensive.
As we sat there I started to chat to my friend, he asked to be quite as he was listening to what the staff were saying. I asked when they had stopped what was being said? He said that they were abusing him in Chinese, calling him all sorts of names and saying things like his mother was probably raped by a white bloke, he was scum, filth like him didn't deserve to eat there etc.
The large first course arrived and he asked me to get them to get the second course out, which I did. We didn't touch the food and when the waiter came back and asked us what was wrong with the food? My friend looked at me and said shall I tell him? I nodded and he let rip in Chinese, I didn't understand a word he said, but the waiter seemed to go pale and step back. Then he went to the rear of the restaurant and through the door.
My friend said he told the waiter that he understood everything they had all been saying and demanded to see the manager. Who soon turned up looking really embarrassed. My friend tore into him and said that he didn't like being called a bastard who was the result of a rape and he would make sure his family in Hong Kong found out about this.
His family were, how can I say it, well off with contacts in high places. By now my friend had switched to English and the manager started to apologise, he got very agitated and said the meal was free and asked how he could make it up to us?
The answer was, not at all we turned around and left after my friends parting shot in Chinese, he wouldn't tell me what he said but the manager had that brown trouser look on his face.
My friend was steaming when we left and was cursing and swearing in Chinese as we walked down the street, as you can guess we never went near the place again.
Tripadvisor would have loved it.
