RAF Shawbury - a bit of a long posting!
Hi Chris,
There's a strange coincidence! Being a pianist in my spare time and not particularly caring for what the Stoke Heath cooks called "the evening meal", I would venture over the road from our domestic site to the NAAFI at 5:00pm instead of heading for the cookhouse. The NAAFI didn't open until 7:00pm, but the managerss used to kindly let me in to practice and I would generally continue playing during the early part of the evening when the place was open.
One evening I was playing away when a guy in civilian clothes came and sat down beside me listening for a few minutes. When I took a break, he explained that he was the Station Bandmaster, a Flight-Sergeant, and not allowed in our NAAFI, hence the civvy clothes. "How would you like to join the Station Band?", he said. My first reaction was to tell him to **** ***, but I thought better of it and asked "Why me?". He explained that they needed a pianist for the dance band for the Officers Mess & other gigs, and if I consented, I would get extra 48 & 72 hour passes, no guard or fire picquet duties, etc. "Count me in", I said, and he told me to attend band rehearsal the following morning.
At the rehearsal he added the bits he had left out. To get all these perks I also had to play at Station Parades once a month and he asked if I also played trumpet or clarinet as I couldn't take a piano on parade. "No", I replied. "In which case you'd better learn to play 'baritone'", he said, "go into my office and I'll be with you in a minute".
I had visions of a baritone sax and Gerry Mulligan (you jazzers will know who I mean!) until he turns up with a baritone horn - shades of the Salvation Army! He blew a couple of scales, showed me the fingering and left me to it ..... for three weeks. Meanwhile, the band were rehearsing selections from the shows and marches out in the bandroom and I was in his office supposed to be practicing scales on this awful conglomeration of plumbing every rehearsal day! After a couple of days I was bored and out of breath and took a paperback with me. Hence for the next couple of weeks, I sat reading my book whilst the band blasted away outside until one day he came in and caught me.
"You don't like this, do you?", he said. "No, I ****** well don't", I replied.
"You'd better go on parade and play cymbals", he said, and that's what I did for the next 18 months!
But to get to the point of my opening sentence, RAF Shawbury had a band comprising just four musicians - not even enough for a parade. Accordingly, for the rest of my service, once a month, I and some of my fellow musicians went to Shawbury and joined the four musicians just so that the C.O. could have a proper parade!
If you were still there Chris, you would have heard me and I didn't play a single bum note! Crash, bang, crash, crash, crash!!!!
Maurice at The LONGMORE Pages
https://www.msheppard.com