This Might Give you a laugh, (extract out of my article "Confessions of A Cinema Employee)
By this time June, my wife, had become a casual member of the usherette staff, and used to help out on high days and holidays, and Mr Aston had been promoted to General Manager of the group of cinemas on the retirement of Arthur Dowding who had his office at the Kingston. All that was left of the original group of theatres was The Beaufort, The Sheldon, and The Kingston and it was about this period that Mr Aston asked me if I could take June and Myself and work for two or three nights at the Kingston as it had leaked out that the Kingston was to close shortly and be turned into a Bingo Hall, the result of which was that the staff were deserting the sinking ship. I agreed to help out so June and I set off to man the helm at the Kingston, we were met by Jack Attwood the Chief Operator who was a gentleman, he found me somewhere secure to park my motor bike and gave me a key for further use as I was going to be there for some weeks. The cinema was built in 1935 and the front was very similar in appearance to the Sheldon, basically the interior had the same layout with the exception that you went down a few steps to enter the stalls, this was due to the land configuration I think, the only exterior difference was that the crush hall on the side of the building was just overhead cover whereas at the Sheldon built two years later it was an integral part of the building. The building was situated at the back end of Small Heath, not the most salubrious of areas, and as I stood by the usherette looking at the film I noticed some small black dots on the screen, I said to the usherette “has someone been flicking bits at the screen?” “no” she replied “those are airgun pellet holes where the kids in the front row shoot at the cowboys on the screen during the Saturday matinees. That gives you some idea of what prevailed in this area. The cinema was close to Birmingham City Football ground and the doorman and the 2nd operator had a good wrinkle on, when there was a match being played they roped off a couple of the car park entrances so that when the football supporters arrived they could control the cars using the car park and “sell car parking spaces.” (keep the beer fund up) There was always some yobo trying to get in the side exits, and I was forever chasing them out. One week there was a film showing that had a delightful young lady getting her kit off in one scene, and every time it came to this part there was some interruption and it was nearly the end of the week and blast, I hadn’t managed to see it properly, so on the last performance of the week I sat myself down in the middle of the stalls well down in my seat so no one could see me, and I thought no matter what happens I am going to see this part! The girl on the screen was just getting into the swing of discarding her garments and there was an almighty BANG, CRASH, WALLOP, in one of the side exits, I didn’t flinch from my position, I saw the whole scene, right I thought I had better go and see what’s happening, and on going through the exit doors lying in the passage was one of the posts from the perimeter of the car park, it was some five foot in length and the yobo’s had uprooted it got the outer doors open and hurled it up the passage and the bang I heard was it hitting the inner doors, so I dragged it back out and put in the bin house, another eventful night over. Eventually the cinema was turned over to bingo and the cinema manager was not deemed suitable to operate the bingo hall so Mr Aston managed it initially and June and went back to our jobs at The SHELDON.