THREE IN ONE , OR ONE IN THREE?

[Robert Harrison]

IF THEE'S 'IM

AN' EE'S THEE,

AN' EE'S IN THEE

AN' THEE'S IN 'IM,

WHERE DOST OI FIT IN?



AH! I SEED NOW.



SO...I'M LOIK THEE

AN' THEE'S LOIK ME

AN' EE'S LOIK BOTH OF WE?



WELL..WOT ABOUT TUTHER OO MECKS EE THREE?

WELL NOW, OI ENT SEED 'IDE NOT AIR OF EE.

AN' YER SAY ME AN' THE MISSUS

AN' TUTHER WEE THREE

'AVE ALL GOT ONE DAI, AN' THAT BE THEE?



SO YON VICER WUZ RUNG SAY'IN THERE WAS JUS' THEE?

WELL NOW, OI BE FAIR FLUMUXED THAT OI BE.

OI BE GOOIN TER FETCH GANFAYTHER,

AN' YER CUN EXPLAIN IT TO EE.



(WITH APOLOGIES TO ALL FAITHS)


BOB HARRISON

 

[Kate]

Clever piece of writing Bob. I could do with a translater (joking)

 

[SuBee]

WOW - that teks some readin for a short 'un