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Robert Harrison
Guest
IF THEE'S 'IM
AN' EE'S THEE,
AN' EE'S IN THEE
AN' THEE'S IN 'IM,
WHERE DOST OI FIT IN?
AH! I SEED NOW.
SO...I'M LOIK THEE
AN' THEE'S LOIK ME
AN' EE'S LOIK BOTH OF WE?
WELL..WOT ABOUT TUTHER OO MECKS EE THREE?
WELL NOW, OI ENT SEED 'IDE NOT AIR OF EE.
AN' YER SAY ME AN' THE MISSUS
AN' TUTHER WEE THREE
'AVE ALL GOT ONE DAI, AN' THAT BE THEE?
SO YON VICER WUZ RUNG SAY'IN THERE WAS JUS' THEE?
WELL NOW, OI BE FAIR FLUMUXED THAT OI BE.
OI BE GOOIN TER FETCH GANFAYTHER,
AN' YER CUN EXPLAIN IT TO EE.
(WITH APOLOGIES TO ALL FAITHS)
BOB HARRISON
AN' EE'S THEE,
AN' EE'S IN THEE
AN' THEE'S IN 'IM,
WHERE DOST OI FIT IN?
AH! I SEED NOW.
SO...I'M LOIK THEE
AN' THEE'S LOIK ME
AN' EE'S LOIK BOTH OF WE?
WELL..WOT ABOUT TUTHER OO MECKS EE THREE?
WELL NOW, OI ENT SEED 'IDE NOT AIR OF EE.
AN' YER SAY ME AN' THE MISSUS
AN' TUTHER WEE THREE
'AVE ALL GOT ONE DAI, AN' THAT BE THEE?
SO YON VICER WUZ RUNG SAY'IN THERE WAS JUS' THEE?
WELL NOW, OI BE FAIR FLUMUXED THAT OI BE.
OI BE GOOIN TER FETCH GANFAYTHER,
AN' YER CUN EXPLAIN IT TO EE.
(WITH APOLOGIES TO ALL FAITHS)
BOB HARRISON