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Kate
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Once upon a time there was a little country called Ozmalia where absolutely no animals lived. There were no orangutans - never were, never will be and they are absolutely banned. In fact, all animals are banned. The people are strict vegetarians and grow massive carrots. Because they have no animal products to make their clothing they tend to drape themselves in robes made from gum leaves imported from a far away land called Taswegia and the tailfeathers of a rare bird from a place called Zealand. In return they trade their huge carrots which are highly sought after.
The men of the land are extremely handsome, tall and broad shouldered and the women, whose names all begin with the letters s-u-e - are very beautiful. The most important woman in the land, Sue-Patty, has just passed a law decreeing ...
The men of the land are extremely handsome, tall and broad shouldered and the women, whose names all begin with the letters s-u-e - are very beautiful. The most important woman in the land, Sue-Patty, has just passed a law decreeing ...