I was hopeless at woodwork, and could never make anything that was even remotely functional. But - I was always very good at making models. Don't know why, but that skill has stayed with me for 50+ years. Anyway, we had a "bring-and-show" day and I brought a solid balsa model of a Hawker Hunter, which was pretty good although I say so myself. Our woodwork teacher saw my model, and asked me how it was I couldn't do a dovetail joint but could produce a tiny precision thing like my Hunter. I couldn't think of anything to say other than, "It's because I'm a genius, sir!" He was a kindly bloke, and gave me a broad smile when I was expecting detention, and after that I really, really tried hard at woodwork...and still couldn't (and still can't) do it.
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