Seven BRAmaids for Seven BARmen

[Oisin]

I borrowed the sword for my official knighting. I'll get it back as soon as we're finished. In the meanwhile here's me piccy:

 

[Grace]

Wow Sir Paul of ??????? that's amazing. Who is the lovely damsel? And....can I see Kandy, the old codger with the beard and why didn't you invite the rest of us, I could have worn me wedding 'at. So many questions, so little time.

 

[Pomgolian]

Grace they'er all there in the background... Must have jacked it up in the BAR when we BRA girls were at the park the other day...

Pom

 

[Reginald.F.Horton]

Crusades

Hi Jerryd
Thought I would send you this poem Its a good will message
T.T.F.N.
Reggie 8)
A

MAGICAL DOMAIN

May You Find the Knowledge
You Seek in Your Secret
Magical Domain
The Spiritual Pathway of Truth
That Leads You to Your Utopia
A World of Peace and Tranquillity
Where The Essence of the Candles Light
Grows Ever Brighter in Your Heart
May Your Quest be Blessed With
Spiritual Light and Love
Forever More

Reggie :angel:

 

[Grace]

Good idea Reggie, that should spur him on to a great EPIC.

Chris, I could swear those are the cushions out of the Snug and that's Kate's leather belt she wears with her hipster jeans and isn't that the tiara our Chairwoman wears when conducting our BRA meetings? The b...... have been pillaging. How did they get in?

 

[Oisin]

 

[John Young]

:twisted: WE nicked Reggie-Frankie Vaughans GREEN DOOR too :shock:

Yo,,, We are the BARmen quick in and out,
Mind them "Wimmin" they,l give you clout,
Lets get back to The BAR,and share stuff out
There we will laugh and drink our Stout :lol:

 

[Oisin]

Take heed Sir John,
of all them wimmin
including Pom,
and watch 'em wail
while we drink our ale
cos despite threats and the flack
they ain't getting their sword back.

 

[Jerry]

Well the police were right all along,
never leave your back door open when you go to the shops
I turn me back for one minute and I've been invaded
I don't need this aggro, it's bad enough with Obergruppenfuhrer Grace cracking the whip at all hours now I've got a load of loonies running in and out of the site
I don't deserve this, I've tried to live a decent life, I've always trod the straight and narrow path
Well OK there was that one time at the Small heath amateur wrestlers and cross dressers annual mix and match dance but that was all a misunderstanding and, besides, nothing was ever proven
Get out of my site all of ya!
I've got a deadline to meet! :wink:

 

[Jerry]

Thanks for the poem Reggie, it was very kind of you, most people just throw rotten fruit
Trouble is such pearls of spiritual enlightenment and encouragement are wasted on me
Looking at this dodgy doggerel that I dole out I think what I need is the address of a good shrink :wink:

 

[John Young]

Klingon to Rap on Shrink

:shock: Vas ist Dis myn herring JERRYd, sorry no old Fruit to throw to you 8)

Zis ist Dr Johann Junge here my little munchenkin :roll:

I would like to help you with your Shrinky slinky doggy Dodgers positioning :?:

But I am in Australia sorting out a disdressed Lady Kangaroo who thinks she is is Pouch potatoe

Mein Gut friend the Esteamed Dr Kandor is Local (& Free ) und is
highly reccommbended & would couch you with your problem,
Just contact your local Police,,They know him well & get him for you
Gezhundeit & cheers :lol: Johann (c/o Hobart Krankenhausen)

 

[Kate]

John I hope that's not me you're calling a couch potato!

Paul - I think that may be the elusive Lady C knighting you!

 

[John Young]

Pouch,,, ouch Marsupial?

Yo Katie my little Tasmanian tottie 8) xx

The reference was Kangaroo with marsupial pouch with potato in it
instead of neonate :?: Thus giving "Friedian" delusions requiring a
Trick Cyclists couching :shock:

There that explained it lovely,,Heh I am not Brave or Suicidal enough to "Have a go" at Any of the Wonderful, Beautiful BRA members on here :roll:

Its JERRYd needs a Shrink,,, Its obvious I don,t need one :roll: :lol:

 

[Stuart Brookes]

WOW

That is some of the fastest back-pedalling I have ever seen :lol:
Your feet were a blur John :wink:

 

[Kandor]

Hmmm

I LIKE this Stuart...now try getting a drink out of John and you'll achieve godlike status in my eyes... 8)

 

[John Young]

Fixed Wheel

:shock: Heh M8,s,, discretion being a lot more sensible my Unicycle goes faster backwards :roll:
Besides have you seen these "Wimmin" in Full attack mode :?: Awesome :shock:
Yorkes Drift or The Alamo springs to mind, or Maybe a stampeding herd of Wildebeast :twisted:

So Les & Stuart,, Buddies :?: Sssshh eh,, Drinks on me (Promise) :wink: John

 

[Stuart Brookes]

erm, I've got a tool on my penknife for getting Boy Scouts out of horses hooves (or summat like that) but nothing for getting drinks out of nutters. Guess I'll have to improvise :wink:

 

[Pomgolian]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Paul if I don't get my sword back pretty smartish I will get my best friend Kandy to tell my Mommy and then you'll be for it (read the signature on the bottom of my posts) for a better understanding about what she will do to you...
Especially if it's my sword your thinking of using...

 

[Kate]

My dear Sir John - I know you are a chivalrous knight at heart and I accept your explanation unreservedly. Just wotch it - better not to live dangerously with us wimmen though 8)

 

[John Young]

upsidedownunders

Flippin heck these AuntiepodRodeanians ermh :?: Antipodeaniann "Wimmin"

They,re worserer than the Local "BRA" motley association ain,t they,
Fast as a ferret up a drain pipe,,, Well ya don,t scare us BARmen at all,
Don,t worry PAUL M8,,, Kandor won,t grass you up about the Sword :wink:
I reckon they get skittish down under cuz the blood runs to their head then goes anti-clockwise
with the pull of the Earth :?:
Probably Us blokes "Making the Earth move for Them " :roll:
No doubt my staunch & trusty Fellow BARmen will support me on this issue

Alright Lads 8) ,,, Lads :!: lads :!: ooooh where ya all gone :shock:

 

[Grace]

Gels, I think we need Rod to do something about these vile manfolk who are invading our privacy. We've now lost our door, our cushions, Pom's sword, tiara and Kate's leather belt. It will be our Babychamp next. That's our exercise cycle that Johnny's got. Even Stuart who started out being polite to us wimmin is now threatening us with his penknife and we certainly don't need Reggie sending encouraging poetry.
I suggest a foray into the disgusting BARroom to do some pillaging of our own and may be take a few prisoners.

BRA ladies unite.

 

[Oisin]

Coooeee!!!... here Sir John! We know we can no longer rely on Alf, but don't tell me the rest have been seduced by these sirens as well!

Nah... surely not Jerry and Les and...

 

[Stuart Brookes]

erm, can I just point out (in the name of self-preservation) that I was actually modifying the tool I have on my penknife for removing Boy Scouts from horses hooves, into a tool for getting a drink out of John :wink:

After all I can't afford to fall out with the BRA folk on here as I have to live with one of their gloriously wimminly number

Now put that frying pan down Joolz!

 

[Kandor]

Its true..

The wimmin here ARE Sirens..
You know, the ones that go right through you and get on your nerves.. 8)

 

[Pomgolian]

The BARmen are hurricanes ...
You know the kind that turn everything up side down and make a mess everywhere for others to clean up.

Chris

 

[Oisin]

Re: Its true..

The wimmin here ARE Sirens..
You know, the ones that go right through you and get on your nerves.. 8)

Les, that's what I meant - the ones that used to sound at the factory to get you out of bed and to work.

 

[Di.Poppitt]

Get back into your box..............

They're getting a bit above them selves again gals. Meeting called for I think.

 

[John Young]

Wrong Sirens

:shock: Naah Lads not them type of Sirens,, its the others :!:

Y,know them that lure us blokes with their Beauteous Charms,, Sweet voices,,Aaaah
Then when they have had their wicked ways with us,, cast us on to the Rocks :roll:

Oh,,ps,, While i,m down here on the Rocks,,could you throw me a bttle of Scotch :wink:
Cheers,,John

 

[Oisin]

JY, seems your experiences differ from mine.

 

[Robert Harrison]

Gerry

Is it any wonder that you do not usually read others poetry. Good grief man you dont have time
when you come up such brilliant work.

Robert