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MAN THE PROVIDER

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I am Man, hunter, gatherer, guarding my tribe, a warrior, a tall fearless rider
Not a man to my family but a God held in awe, their protector, I’m Man the provider

And I’ll go forth tomorrow and hunt up some dinner, provided my back isn’t aching
Then after I’ll drink and carouse with my friends, provided I’ve finished the baking

Soon I’ll get up the ladder and clean out the gutter, provided my knees have improved
Then I might take the tribe for a trip into town, provided my bowels have moved

Then I must trim the bushes and creosote the shed, provided it doesn’t slip out of my head
But right now I must take the dog out for a run, provided I can drag myself out of this bed

Yes I’m Man, hunter, gatherer, guardian and god, to my family, provider of life
And I go where I want and do what I please, provided it’s OK with the wife ;)
 
Oh boy - says the Laird - he knows that sentiment!  Cheeky B*****r - I'll just have to take away his privileges for the rest of the month :knuppel2:
 
That's a great one Jerry, even though I'm the only bloke around that it doesn't apply to. ^-^
 
Another goody, and full of your wonderful humour Jerry. :smitten:

I'm not going to show it to himself, bcause he might add some of that lot to his write it down and you don't have to do it list..............
 
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