Are You Being Served. PART TWO.
I think every department had their version of Mrs Slocombe in those days, in the Gardening dept we certainly did even down to her having a pussy (cat for those with a lively mind). Proprieties and the fact I don't fancy being sued means that I won't be identifying the person. The Lady in fact was a hard worker so much so she nearly knocked you down to get to a potential customer, that 6d in the £ commission drove her on relentlessly, she was forever complaining about the Saturday fellow we had as he was a good looking guy of I think Cypriot extraction and he had a way with the lady customers and sold quite a lot of merchandise much to the lady's chagrin, as she would say "He won't be here Monday to takes the goods he's sold round to the Parcels Office for delivery !!!" One or two of us were gathered at the staff lift waiting to go for a coffee in the canteen, the lady was "holding court" with some other female staff members regarding the short comings of husbands and the conversation was on these lines, the lady in question had already seen off 2 husbands and she must have been asked if she would get married again, at this point the staff lift was docking and as the gates opened she made the following pronouncement " I wouldn't have another man if his backside was studded in diamonds, I am quite happy with my cat for company". Everybody boarded the lift and as we docked on the 6th floor for the canteen the lift driver who was nice guy and a bit of a comedian announced "see this one here she would rather have an old tom cat than a bloke, much to every ones amusement. Another incident that the lady was involved in was at Greys Department Store (opposite Lewis's), on this occasion she opened the door to leave the store and a man tried to barge through, the response was that she thrust out her hand to stop him and announced "I have opened this door to let myself out, not to let you in, stand aside" and with that she left. One of lifes characters to say the least.
TO BE CONTINUED.