Until the day I left, I found GD to be an unfathomable maze. I remember certain areas such as the main hall with it’s ‘In and Out’ doors, (you went through the wrong door at the risk of having your forelock ripped out), the quadrangle where running was a capital offence, the Metro with it’s ’Dumb Waiter’, (was that to feed prisoners when it was a dungeon?), and the Lecture Theatre but the rest of the layout was a complete mystery.
I had good cause to remember the Lecture Theatre and not just because that was where Trout recruited me for the Danes cricket team. My father had made a radio using sub-miniature valves out of a hearing aid - in those days, hearing aids were the size of half a house brick and were hung round your neck. He managed to squeeze the radio and battery into a small, flat tobacco tin complete with volume and tuning controls. Two wires hung from the tin; one had a brown headphone the size of a small doughnut on the end and the other, which acted as an aerial, terminated in a crocodile clip. By putting the tin in the inside pocket of my blazer, dropping the headphone wire down my sleeve and attaching the crocodile clip on to any convenient passing metal structure, I could wander around with my hand to my head looking as if I was suffering from earache while listening to the radio, (sorry, wireless).
One day in the Lecture Theatre, while supposedly watching a biology film, I had connected the crocodile clip to the radiator and was listening to the test match. The volume was flat out because the film was so noisy. By the middle of the film most people had dozed off as usual but suddenly the film stopped and, apart from a little gentle snoring, the only sound to be heard was someone bellowing, “ ..and Bedser comes in to bowl from the pavilion end..” As I was frantically trying to turn the damn thing off and extricate the earpiece which had hooked itself to a shirt button, I was aware of the person who was nominally in charge of us, coming towards me with one hand extended and the other pointing at the wireless. He spent the rest of the film listening to the test match but was kind enough to pass on the score now and again. In the end I nodded off with the rest. I saw him several times in the afternoon; he appeared to be suffering from earache.
(Change is inevitable ...............except from a vending machine)