Bread

[rowan]

Read in the morning paper"Things you didn't know about bread"

One that caught my eye and posed a question!!!

"Whereas 96 per cent of British households regularly buy bread,

only 95 per scent buy toilet paper"

[size=15pt]NOW WHAT QUESTION SPRINGS TO MIND!!!![/size]b]

 

[gingerjon]

please explain your self as we need to get to the bottom of this

 

[A.Willoughby]

They fail to tell you whether it be thin, medium or thick sliced bread and how many sheets to the toilet roll.

With that at hand we can answer it and then be flushed with success     :-[

 

[Alf]

I've Got it Rowan

YOU CAN'T EAT TOILET ROLLS :2funny:

 

[rowan]

:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

 

[Oisin]

S'pose it could be summat to do with physics - input over output.

 

[Alf]

Or maybe Top or Bottom :2funny:

 

[Jerry]

The answers simple
The 5% who don't buy toilet rolls all read the Daily Star, there's only one thing that rag's any good for :