My contacts with those a year above me was minimal. I think that it may have been Clifford who asked me to make the name plates for the upper and lower sixth form doors. (I suspect jtcliff might be in a position to know if my memory is accurate) He must have done some research into who might be able to manufacture things. The only other occasion that springs to mind was when in the lower sixth we played cricket against the upper. The game ground to a halt when they were all out for about ten runs in a quarter of an hour. We were all hopeless except for our star fast bowler, Norman Powell. They claimed we were cheating, I know not why. Norman played with a proper team at week ends. I had no pretensions in the sports department and spent matches chatting on the boundary. Cross country runs, what a misnomer. Sticking to the official route was pavement bashing. I once did a shortcut across some allotments which unfortunately led to an old chap who tried to stop us being knocked over. That may have been when I was in the fifth form. The only form of exercise I enjoyed at school was playing badminton after the new assembly hall had been built.
I can’t remember how many of us there were in the sixth form, it would have been about a dozen. We didn’t get to play with real steam engines. Our most distinctive member was John Ali, known as “Wol” or “Wal”, of Indian extraction, bumbling, overweight and much taller than the rest of us. His initial cause for being scorned was turning up on the first day of school wearing a flying carpet. Academically light years ahead of the rest of us. He always won the prize for English. Someone who satisfied Eggo that there was some point in teaching. Years after leaving the school I met him at the only re-union I ever went to. None of us recognized him at first because he had turned into a suave, elegant adult. He was a mathematician working for the West Midland Gas Board. Thinking of John brings on guilt and remorse. We were kicking our heels in the woodwork shop during a prolonged staff meeting. Someone had brought a magneto to school and demonstrated its effect on the human body. We looked for a victim for prolonged experiment. John was fastened to one of the woodwork benches with G cramps. His screams of agony were heard by the foreman in charge of the building of the new school hall. What felt like an iron fist clamped my neck, the other hand struck a substantial blow across the side of my head. John was released. We submitted to the prolonged justified criticism of the gimlet eyed builder. It was John who named me “Giff, which stuck throughout my time at school and beyond.
Mentioning school prizes reminds me about shaking hands with Sir George Edwards.The year before I had won the art and technical drawing prize, which were combined subjects as far as the prize was concerned. My prize was a book, the biography of Fangio. Mr Ellis, art, and Mr Caldicott, technical drawing, had persuaded the powers that be that the two subject didn’t both use all the same skills, which resulted in me winning both prizes separately the next year. Much more profitable. I chose a Stanley hand drill which I still have.. When collecting the prize Sir George asked me why I hadn’t chosen an electric drill. I replied that the prize money didn’t cover anything that sophisticated. He paused a moment then smiled saying that even a company like Vickers couldn’t always justify buying exactly the right tool for the job. My heart warmed towards him. It made me wonder about the strengths and weaknesses of the headmaster Mr Brown. Brown gave the whole school a pep talk about the impending visit of Sir George, mentioning that he had been one of his star pupils. That; “Sir George’s daughter can pilot an aircraft, something none of you could do“. This was said in a tone which I took to mean; or ever be likely to do. It brought to mind being at Castle Bromwich when an air display had just finished and flights were being offered to the public in Dragon Rapides at ten shillings a go. To yours truly at about thirteen years old that much money was out of the question. In any case I knew that it wouldn’t mean real flying, only holding the joystick for a few seconds. I felt like telling Mr Brown that if my dad was the chairman of a firm like Vickers I bet I would be able to fly at the earliest opportunity.
In my innocence it didn’t occur to me to take into account the fact that Mr Brown was an old man close to retirement, looking back on times when he had more zap. Association with Sir George was probably looked upon with pride, having helped to push forward technological change via his teaching. Most teachers will go through their career not knowing if they have changed the world for the better. Several times during assembly Mr Brown grieved that the best were lost, referring to his experiences as a gunnery officer during the first world war. It wouldn’t be surprising that he would sometimes despair of any of his eleven plus failures ever being any good. When he announced that the school was going to accept kids at eleven it was with the air of someone who expected to do great things instead of being lumbered with the likes of us.
When in the lower sixth my opinion of Mr Brown went from being mildly critical to severely prejudiced. A boy entered my maths lesson with a message that Mr Brown wanted me in his office immediately. I was berated with bringing down the good name of the school. Of disrespect to my elders and betters. I said I had no idea of what he was talking about. The fact that I was prepared to argue caused Mr Jones, the deputy head, to be called for. Mr Jones explained that a teacher from another school, a friend of Mr Lunn, had laid a complaint that I had used foul language and threatened violence the day before. I don’t know why Mr Brown hadn’t said that in the first place. I explained that on the way home from school on my bike I had been overtaken by a van on a fast downhill stretch of road whereupon the van had braked and pulled into the kerb, trapping me between it and the van.. I was more than a little annoyed at nearly being killed. Mr Brown asked me to repeat the words I used. He flinched at my reply. I was told that I was in serious trouble. “Wait outside while I confer with Mr Jones”. After a few minutes I was invited back into the office to be told that resolution might be possible if I gave a full apology to the offended party. I flatly refused and added that I might be prepared to accept an apology from him. Instant expulsion. At home I explained what had happened to my parents. The phone line hummed. The next day a telegram came from somewhere in the education establishment instructing me to return to school. Mr Brown casually stopped me in the corridor and in an undertone suggested we all forget about what had happened. That was it. An anticlimax I have not forgotten. I am left with the thought that if Mr Brown considered himself to be in the right there should have been a proper battle. Perhaps he was a tired old man.
His intention or not, Mr Brown was responsible for giving a good education to someone who failed the first part of the eleven plus. The exam designed to weed out the no-hopers. I often wonder how I would have turned out if the certainty of being “thick” had stuck. It was one of the maths teachers who said: “Whatever else you do, learn to excel at something. Anything will do even being the best at tiddlywinks”. Bordesley Green enabled me to substantially raise my self esteem. I am thankful. What about the no-hopers of today?