Talking about being thrown out, I got chucked out of Lewis’s in the 50s for jeering at the man selling an apple de-corer. He said “Ladies, they cost just half a crown, and if you were to go to the Ideal Home Exhibition at Bingley Hall today, you would be charged 2/11d.” Whereupon I shouted “Big Deal!” Next thing I knew I was grabbed by the scruff of the neck and thrown out of the door. The last thing I heard was the salesman saying “And to think, I was going to give the apple to that boy. But before I hit the street I managed to shout back…”You can stick your apple…”