Anne Watton
master brummie
Albert Bennett's poetry. Born in Lord St Aston 1922.
Unfair Advantage
'Who smashed the blinding frame', said Dad
Unbuckling his big thick belt.
When I find the culprit,
I'll give him such a welt.
Them cucumbers in that there frame
Are liable now to die.
When I think of how I've nursed them,
It's enough to make me cry.
Us kids sttod in a silent group
Like all kids we acted dumb.
You'll get nothing out of that lot, Frank
They're as thick as thieves said Mom.
We all knew our kid sister
Chucked a stone at a neighbour's cat.
As usual, she missed, the cat ran off
The cucumber frame went 'splat'
Dad said 'You'll get no Sat'dy ha'penny
For three weeks, the glass to buy'
Then, our young wench said ' I did it Dad'
Copious tears began to cry.
This tearful confession knocked
The stuffing out of Dad.
She knew he wouldn't tan her hide,
as he would were she a lad.
The lesson that I learned that day
all other things apart.
Great big tears from little girls
can melt the hardest heart.
So a little girl has that advantage
over any chap.
When she's in a corner,
she just turns on the tap!
Anne
Please let me know if you enjoyed reading this. My Dad wrote lots of poetry and enjoyed sharing it with everyone until he died 5 years ago. Carl Chinn invited him on his programme about 12 years ago and he really enjoyed reading some of his poetry 'on air'. I have lots more to share, if you would like.
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