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IT'S ALL IN HOW YOU READ IT.

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IT'S ALL IN HOW YOU READ IT



THERE WAS A YOUNG LAD BORN AT OLD FARROW,
WHO'S NECK WAS LONG, AND SHAPED LIKE A MARROW.
"YOU'M LISTEN TO OI NOW DOLLY" HE SAID TO HIS GIRL ONE DAY,
FOR THE LAD WAS A MIGHT WORRIED AND HE HAD A LOT TO SAY.

"NOW ME DAD WUZ A BIT HOV A HORTICULTOOLIST YU SEED,
AN' EE WUZ HEXPERIMENTIN WITH PLANTS EE WOULD NEED
T' SHOW ORF AT T' HORTICULTOORAL SHOW CUM NEXT SPRING,
WHEN ME MA WENT AN' ATE SUM O' DAD'S SEEDS, THE SILLY OLD THING".

(ER SAID ER WUZ 'UNGRY)

"WELL, T'WERNT THREE MUNTHS PAST AN' ME MA BEGIN TO SHOW,
AN' ER DID CUM LOIK BESSY, ME OLD DAD'S PROIZED SOW.
AN' IN FOIVE MUNTHS ER WUZ BIGGER, AS BIG AS CUN BE,
IN SEVERN MUNTHS, WELL, IT ALL 'APPENED, OUT POOPED ME".


(AN' OI DINT ARF LOOK A SOIT)

"CUZ ME ED WUZ A MANGLE WURZLE, AN' ME NECK WUS A MARROW,
AN' ME ARMS AN' LEG'S LOIK SPRING UNIONS, ONLY NOT SO NARROW.
NOW OI BE TELLIN' YU THIS GIRL, CUS I KNOWED YU BE SORT O' BLIND,
THAT IF'N YU EVER GET 'UNGRY, WELL, YU TURN OI INTO SOUP, OI SHANT MOIND".

(SO LOND AS YU AN' ME BE TUGETHER)
 
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