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Another silly one

R

Robert Harrison

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Two suitable cases for treatment.



Do I own a boat,
Why yes, do you?
You do, a four horse
Powered three-udder goat.

Interesting!

Get out in her at all?
Not often eh, mm.
Not since you
Had a nasty fall.

To bad.

Does she handle well?
Drifts a bit to port,
Trimming problems to,
Think you might sell.

Shame.

Looking at another.
Give this a try first.
Take off one udder
And put in a rudder.

It worked for me
When I bought my
Fifty-horse power
Three-udder sheepdog.
But you cant get the
Wood any more, and
Then there is the
Electricity, at tuppence
A pound, and I
Could not do anything
With the wart on
Mothers arm, and…

Oh, hello nurse, is it
Time to go in?

Come along Mary, It is
Mary isn’t it?
Oh, sorry, George.
 
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