A Christmas card for the BRA ladies

[Reginald.F.Horton]

WHY ME

Why me I had to say
When I read the card
That came to me today
The card it hit me hard
That Christmas Card
Oh that Christmas Card
Turkey and Tinsel
Bacon, Sausage, Stuffing
Had me huffing & puffing
Brandy Christmas pud
Mince pies looking good
After Eight mints, I know
All of them on show
They really had me on the go
Quality Street toffees
Cadburys, Terry’s Allgold
Made the gleam in my eyes
To grow and grow so bold
Then a voice said to me   
Don’t you dare be naughty
Eat that lot and you will
Need a dress size forty
So be good and stick to Gin
That way you will remain
                                                                             
SLIM
:2funny:  :smitten:
Luv u Ladies  :smitten:
Reggie   :angel:

 

[Rod]

:2funny: Reg thats very good :smiley6600:

 

[Oisin]

Reggie mate, I was just beginning to wonder where you'd got to and here you are back with a BANG! O0
However, I fear your words of wisdom could be a little late for some of them BRAgels.

 

[Kate]

Wotchit Oisin! But I do like a nip of gin - so I'll take Reggie's advice. :laugh:

 

[Di.Poppitt]

Hi Reggie, welcome back. :smitten:

I'll take a nip of the gin - after the chocs...........

 

[mazbeth]

Then a voice said to me   
Don’t you dare be naughty
Eat that lot and you will
Need a dress size forty
So be good and stick to Gin
That way you will remain
SLIM:

;D ;D ;D
hate Gin...thank goodness Cava isn't too fattening...
shame lager is though