J
Jerry
Guest
I just visited the quiz room and everyone was going on about something called an Axolotle, I tried to post a reply but the topic was locked so I had a sulk for a while and then I decided to get my own back.......
There was a man named Aristotle who had a pet, an Axolotle
It was coloured red, a sort of mottle, and it lived in a kennel made of wattle
And he fed it from a baby bottle
But it's baby epiglottal couldn't cope and made it throttle
Poor demented Aristotle was heard to say "oh dear oh what'll
happen to my Axolotle with an epiglottal throttle"
With which he kicked the Axolotle in it's baby epiglottal
This made the poor young Axolotle run away from home and emigrate to New Zealand
Yeah, I know that last bit doesn't rhyme but at least I got rid of the thing, what more do you want?
There was a man named Aristotle who had a pet, an Axolotle
It was coloured red, a sort of mottle, and it lived in a kennel made of wattle
And he fed it from a baby bottle
But it's baby epiglottal couldn't cope and made it throttle
Poor demented Aristotle was heard to say "oh dear oh what'll
happen to my Axolotle with an epiglottal throttle"
With which he kicked the Axolotle in it's baby epiglottal
This made the poor young Axolotle run away from home and emigrate to New Zealand
Yeah, I know that last bit doesn't rhyme but at least I got rid of the thing, what more do you want?