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Robert Harrison
Guest
PUGSY
I’VE AN OLD UGLY MUG
‘CUS I’M A TOUGH OLD PUG
BEEN PUNCHED UP AND DOWN
FROM THIS TOWN TO THAT TOWN
AND I’VE A FLAT OLD NOSE
FROM TO MANY RIGHT THROWS
BEEN PUNCHED THIS WAY AND THAT
AND FINISHED FLAT ON MY BACK
I’VE BEEN RICH AND I’VE BEEN POOR
THROWN OUT OF MANY A DOOR
MANY TIMES I’VE BEEN BEATEN
AND MANY DAYS I’VE NOT EATEN
BEEN FAVOURED BY KINGS
AND THEN LOST EVERYTHING
HAVE OFTEN LANDED IN THE JUG
BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A THUG
TO OFTEN BEEN GRUMPY
THOUGH NEVER BEEN PUNCHY*
BUT ASIDE FROM ALL STRIFE
I AM LOVED BY A GOOD WIFE
WHO SAYS SHE’S STILL SMITTEN
BY AN OLD PUG WHO RETIRED
AND TAKEN UP KNITTING
*Punch drunk from to many
blows to the head.
I’VE AN OLD UGLY MUG
‘CUS I’M A TOUGH OLD PUG
BEEN PUNCHED UP AND DOWN
FROM THIS TOWN TO THAT TOWN
AND I’VE A FLAT OLD NOSE
FROM TO MANY RIGHT THROWS
BEEN PUNCHED THIS WAY AND THAT
AND FINISHED FLAT ON MY BACK
I’VE BEEN RICH AND I’VE BEEN POOR
THROWN OUT OF MANY A DOOR
MANY TIMES I’VE BEEN BEATEN
AND MANY DAYS I’VE NOT EATEN
BEEN FAVOURED BY KINGS
AND THEN LOST EVERYTHING
HAVE OFTEN LANDED IN THE JUG
BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A THUG
TO OFTEN BEEN GRUMPY
THOUGH NEVER BEEN PUNCHY*
BUT ASIDE FROM ALL STRIFE
I AM LOVED BY A GOOD WIFE
WHO SAYS SHE’S STILL SMITTEN
BY AN OLD PUG WHO RETIRED
AND TAKEN UP KNITTING
*Punch drunk from to many
blows to the head.