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LIMERICKS

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On the lighter side -

There was an old man from Dingley
Who hid his bike up the chimney
His wife lit the fire
Which blew off a tyre
And the wheel went right through his kidney

and even sillier

There was once a young guy from Langwarrin
Who acted particularly foreign
He cried, “I’m no Aussie,
Lyin’ around in a cossi.
I’m a Scot and proud of me sporran!”
:D

The latter limerick popped into my head while I was having a little rest on the couch the other day. Dreaming of sporrans?????????
 
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