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Kandor
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To be quite honest this could end up my shortest posting.
My early attempts at courting girls were dire to the extreme, in fact, lets not beat about the bush here, Liberace got more girlfriends than I did.
The only ones who would look at me were the type you only took out in a power cut and even then it wasn't so much a date as 'walkies'
It was my fault of course, I had bright red hair, spindly legs and the body of a 98lb weakling who'd been on a 6 months Atkins diet.
How many girls do you know would go out with a walking Belisha beacon?
I also had no social skills whatsover...
My Armani clothes collection was severely depleted and my Gucci welligogs were wearing thin.
Oh...and Stephen Hawkins was a slightly better dancer than me..
Nah...the sad truth is, at 14 years old personality didn't count diddly
Girls of that age only liked to be seen with lads who were handsome, popular or well dressed..I was none of those.
I tried to be funny and amusing...trouble was, Handsome lads could do that too, Me? I was just funny and ugly.
You see, what I lacked was ....ting! *Confidence!*
I came across as a loser because I was one, losing was all I'd known, I was from Nechells.
I was 18 before I got my first proper girlfriend and even then she ran off once she'd untied herself.
Still, it was a start to have a least one proper girlfriend with a pulse and two legs.
But...it was around that time that I learned lifes most important lesson.
I am who I am and if you dont like it, thats your problem...not mine.
My early attempts at courting girls were dire to the extreme, in fact, lets not beat about the bush here, Liberace got more girlfriends than I did.
The only ones who would look at me were the type you only took out in a power cut and even then it wasn't so much a date as 'walkies'
It was my fault of course, I had bright red hair, spindly legs and the body of a 98lb weakling who'd been on a 6 months Atkins diet.
How many girls do you know would go out with a walking Belisha beacon?
I also had no social skills whatsover...
My Armani clothes collection was severely depleted and my Gucci welligogs were wearing thin.
Oh...and Stephen Hawkins was a slightly better dancer than me..
Nah...the sad truth is, at 14 years old personality didn't count diddly
Girls of that age only liked to be seen with lads who were handsome, popular or well dressed..I was none of those.
I tried to be funny and amusing...trouble was, Handsome lads could do that too, Me? I was just funny and ugly.
You see, what I lacked was ....ting! *Confidence!*
I came across as a loser because I was one, losing was all I'd known, I was from Nechells.
I was 18 before I got my first proper girlfriend and even then she ran off once she'd untied herself.
Still, it was a start to have a least one proper girlfriend with a pulse and two legs.
But...it was around that time that I learned lifes most important lesson.
I am who I am and if you dont like it, thats your problem...not mine.