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We had a PC on my unit at Ladywood nick who we used to call 'Fink'. I can't even remember his real name anymore....he was always 'Fink' and I attrbuted this to the fact that he couldn't pronounce the letters 'th' properly. One day I asked the station sergant why this PC was called 'Fink' and it transpired that one night, the said PC was on night duty walking the Jewellery Quarter (this duty was reserved for PC's who mis-behaved). 'Making Points' with the Sergant was not done much any more, they would call you up on the radio every so-often to see if you were still alive. This was the gist of the radio conversation.
" Charlie Two control to Charlie 123 (not real number)
"123 answering Charlie two"
" What is your position 123?"
"Er.....Stand by Charlie two".
[lengthy break]
"Do you know your position or not 123?
"Er...Stand by Charlie Two.
[another lengthy break]
"Charlie 123....What is your position?" (getting angry)
"Er.....I Fink I'm lost Charlie Two".
[much tittering in control room]
" Are you on a pavement 123?"
"Yes Charlie two"
"Well if you walk along the pavement until you come to a junction....and then look all around you.....you will see a white plate with black letters on it.....probably on a wall......THIS WILL TELL YOU WHERE YOU ARE"
for weeks after, ther were mystery radio calls going out sayin "Oh Fiii-ink....Where are you".
" Charlie Two control to Charlie 123 (not real number)
"123 answering Charlie two"
" What is your position 123?"
"Er.....Stand by Charlie two".
[lengthy break]
"Do you know your position or not 123?
"Er...Stand by Charlie Two.
[another lengthy break]
"Charlie 123....What is your position?" (getting angry)
"Er.....I Fink I'm lost Charlie Two".
[much tittering in control room]
" Are you on a pavement 123?"
"Yes Charlie two"
"Well if you walk along the pavement until you come to a junction....and then look all around you.....you will see a white plate with black letters on it.....probably on a wall......THIS WILL TELL YOU WHERE YOU ARE"
for weeks after, ther were mystery radio calls going out sayin "Oh Fiii-ink....Where are you".
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