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her IQ.............she asked Andre for his help to complete the form....but he declined on the grounds that he was busy reading the beano.............Jerry came to the rescue, and gave her a helping hand, infact there was a queue and Jerry being the strongest most galliant of men won her...

A DSS official to find out why so many people had so much free time in an afternoon to surf the net and write stories with no meanings..........but he too was distracted by Jordans huge......................b......................ubbliness, and enquired as to her...........

:cry: ...........'are you two timing me Dave?................Ive been hurt before and I'm not putting up with it'....................with that, Paul appeared, to confirm JY's suspicions.............they held hands and departed in the direction of the Back to Backs..................Les bought JY...

JOINED BRA................ Following the necessary surgery....which was performed by the BRA members themsleves (no pun intended), Dave decided on a little pink shiffon shift dress.......as it matched the whites of his eyes...........Les was reluctant to let go of this little number, as it...

Well.......I dont know how I missed this short story the first time round.........Im usually quite 'hot' on porn...........Excellent story.......really enjoyed..........as for the liking porn........I prefer squid .........but it still links up with your story.......after all you were squids...

....e Brick, who was phoning the helpdesk of the 'how to be popular with wimmin' society................It was during this call, that the ropes got entangled and he was suspended in mid air..........he raised the SOS on his radio..............and was promptly sent a..............

......he had that same unforgetable physique................yes he wasn't nicknamed old man of the jungle for nothing.....................but right this minute, he was needed...........not particularly known for his heroic nature.. the lengh of his arms certainly surpassed those expected of his...

not an orangatan in sight as yet............... ...............Three Sikorsky helicopters appeared overhead...........loud speakers telling the people below to run for cover.....it was not a nuclear, chemical or terrorist attack.......it was worse..............the words that bellowed out of the...

try this Alf....Ive PM'd you witha couple of ways to upload your chosen photos Look forward to seeing them

Most of my holidays were in Bewdley..........My brother and I would go and stay with my aunt for a few weeks as she lived there. I made friends with a girl whos family ran a farm....so every year I would meet back up with her and we became very good friends..........I would milk the goats...

It certaily sounds that way Dennis

Convoy Boys One of the things that my Mom and Aunt talk about often is the loss of their 22 year old brother and having no grave to visit. The effects of war just remain. Im not sure if it will help you Geff, but I wrote a piece about my 'uncle' on the Handsworth site, and it certainly...

You misheard Kind Sir.......................I was all over you with WRATH

ABSOLUTELY B***** AMAZING I HAVE NEVER LAFFED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE THANK YOU :roll: TRUST ME TO GET KANDOR! FIX! FIX!

YES!!! I do - Brillient - Lucky you

If its a poll - I'll go for the old and intolerant too please :twisted:

I did too................makeup is commonly used buy the woman - how sad that a child had to experience her first application of make up that way..........sadly I feel she may always associate make up with awful memories :cry: I wonder if it was a mistake, commonly men try not to mark a...

I think I had a comic called 'Jackie'? But I also loved The Beano and The Dandy, which my big bro had. Across the road from where I lived as a child, we had a swap shop - swapped magazines, books, comics, knitting patterns, you name it.........spent many an hour in there...........I still...

Control? I think at the end of the day, it's the element of 'control'. Control and power seems to be uppermost in the mind of the abuser, whether it be physical, mental or emotional. So often, as in the poem that Jerry wrote - the abuser is so often liked by people who have absolutely no...

Excellent Jerry - I was waiting for a serious piece from you, and thought it may not match up to your wonderful humerous pieces, that we've all grown so fond of...................... But my mistake...................... You've EXCELLED any piece of humour you could ever write I have...