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:) Lovely as always

New knees please Knees of titanium bold and strong NHS issue, when yours have gone wrong You may have a long wait, but dont dwell in sorrow, Got eight thousand quid?.....you can have yours tomorrow Thirty plus clips to remove after 'the op' Dont bend it too far........your wound may just...

Love it!..........Nice choice K8 I may try a knees one...my husband is suffering from the amount of football he played in the past and the ops on them as a result...........plus my mom had a new knee two years ago and is imminently waiting another.................watch this space..............

Over to you Di Start the ball rolling...............then maybe like the quiz...........whoever writes the poem, could nominate the next word?

Its DENNIS, who has written about the cycling isnt it.....not Dave? Or am I confused?

Sorry Jerry.................I locked the posting, cus somehow three questions were running and I was getting PM's and queries about what was happening and things not making sense...........some were running with the composer Q. still which had been correctly answered so Rods Q. about the childs...

.............goat appeared, offering free milk in return for some carrots. sadly he was ignored as no one spoke goatie.......then..like a flash........Paul reappeared and said he had grown a goatie once and offered to help....again to no avail.....so he donned his pinny and made everyone a nice...

...............a ship containing Sue-Do's, these were not genuinne Ozmalian woman, but having the appearance of the species.............they were then able to use their disguise to....................

..was she going to wear a white dress with red accessories...or should she wear a red dress with white accessories.......how she secretly longed to be a man and not face these daily dilemmas. She consoled herself with a packet of salt and vinigar crisps, and nibbled on a raw...

...........Orangutan Society who lived on a nearby island. The orangutans being veggies, had great empathy with the Ozmalians, but refused to help them in this instance due to being banned from the island. In desperation, Suey-Chop (another absolutely drop dead gorgeous female Ozmalian - as...

..........carrots MUST be eaten with every meal, and taxes are to be raised to invest in carrot sanctuaries, where people experiencing the deepest of troubles can come and find solice in carrot a l'orange, prepared by the menfolk, who wear traditional orange aprons for the feast...

Spray light oil on any par boiled vegetable, wack some lo salt on them and stick 'em in the George Foreman, for a reduced heart clogging version

I was toooooooooooooooooo young :lol:

I'm a believer in Guardian Angels - I would love to think your poem is how it all is

man in the lemon tutu wearing pearls.... He was incredibly envious of their opulence and lustre, and offered to do a 'swaps' with a packet of walkers smokey bacon.............the deal was 'done'! Both were feeling serene and contented when suddenly out of the blue...........

..............'Bring back my pink dress by midnight or you will turn into a..................'

.....'my crisps, my crisps.....my kingdom for my crisps'.............but it was all in vain, as his pleas fell on deaf ears, because everyone was attending...........

an overdose of salt and vinigar crisps After a thorough search of the merc........the officer found the remains of a 1960's wallett, barely recognisable as such due to the destruction of the cloth by moths..........but he also spied something more revealing..........

take off his Jordan undercover outfit and arrest the orangutan for................

camoflage a passing orandutan wearing a yellow boilersuit..........that was really Les, going to a fancy dress party as a banana, until he was spotted by..............