1. The Victoria - John Bright St (Go on, I'll have a half.)
2. Trocadero (Just to sociable, oh alright, make it a Guinness)
3 Sheems to be The Westward Ho, no hang on, it's not 1976 is it, it's 2010! Is it really? If you insist, make it a large one but don't tell the wife!
4. You're my best...