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Silly Rhymes.

oldjoe

knowlegable brummie
What's the time,ten to nine,
hang your washing on the line,
when they're dry,bring them in,
put them in the biscuit tin.
 

mw0njm.

A Brummie Dude
I see said the blind man.there's a hole in the wall. you liar said the dumb man you can't see at all
 

Lady Penelope

master brummie
What's the time,ten to nine,
hang your washing on the line,
when they're dry,bring them in,
put them in the biscuit tin.
Have you censored this oldjoe? When I was at school it was 'knickers' not washing!!

My Mom's ditty was:

Little fly upon the wall
Ain't you got no shirt at all
Ain't you got no shimmy-shirty
Oh Cor Blimey ain't you dirty.

Don't know where it came from.
 

mw0njm.

A Brummie Dude
Have you censored this oldjoe? When I was at school it was 'knickers' not washing!!

My Mom's ditty was:

Little fly upon the wall
Ain't you got no shirt at all
Ain't you got no shimmy-shirty
Oh Cor Blimey ain't you dirty.

Don't know where it came from.
i thought that LP.but did no like to say:grinning:......When we were kids we laughed about it. and would not accept any biscuits,off people just in case.
 

Bob Davis

Bob Davis
A peanut sat on the railway line
His heart was all a flutter
A train came racing down the track
Whooo whooo
Peanut butter

Bob
 

NoddKD

master brummie
Seen in the main gate sentry box at Seaton Barracks,Plymouth.
Ring a ring o protons
A pocket full of neutrons
A fission, a fusion
We'll all fall down.

Try this.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to get the postman a letter.
When she got there,the cupboard was bare
so they had it without,it was better!

Nodd the naughty.
 
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