John Young
master brummie
8) Last night had just finished painting the bedroom wall so thought a cold tinnie would be nice :!:
Aarrgh the Fridge is empty,, Quickly shot round to local off license & grabbed 6 pack from chiller
,,,,, Then at the counter,, I got Chatted up by a BLOKE :roll:
He said " Oooh you look rugged (I looked a right state),, I like rugged Men"
:shock: Wow,, I said,, "Have you got a Death wish ya Nutter" :twisted: Put down my Beer cans then leaned over the counter to give him a punch in the mouth,, He quickly jumped back shouting,,
"Oh I,m sorry, I thought you was,,, with Us,,,, well Y,know Your Nail Varnish" :!:
Well I looked at my hands & some of my finger nails Had got a Lovely Pale Lilac painted On
Flippin heck,, That EMULSION Paint (Her Choice :roll: ) Ooooh dear
So,,, I quickly calmed down, paid for my beers,,said sorry mate (Gruffly) & shot outside,,
I can remember him Tut Tutting & saying "oooh, what a shame", :lol: John
Aarrgh the Fridge is empty,, Quickly shot round to local off license & grabbed 6 pack from chiller
,,,,, Then at the counter,, I got Chatted up by a BLOKE :roll:
He said " Oooh you look rugged (I looked a right state),, I like rugged Men"
:shock: Wow,, I said,, "Have you got a Death wish ya Nutter" :twisted: Put down my Beer cans then leaned over the counter to give him a punch in the mouth,, He quickly jumped back shouting,,
"Oh I,m sorry, I thought you was,,, with Us,,,, well Y,know Your Nail Varnish" :!:
Well I looked at my hands & some of my finger nails Had got a Lovely Pale Lilac painted On
Flippin heck,, That EMULSION Paint (Her Choice :roll: ) Ooooh dear
So,,, I quickly calmed down, paid for my beers,,said sorry mate (Gruffly) & shot outside,,
I can remember him Tut Tutting & saying "oooh, what a shame", :lol: John