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Robert Harrison
Guest
Serious stuff this
There once we a maid named Mary,
Who’s tongue was long and all hairy.
One day she said to here dear father
“Papa, I think it is time for the barber,
But I will
Rue trimming my tongues long locks
For they’re handy for licking my chops,
And to have them remain in unkept state
I find them handy for licking my plate.
And they are
A wonder when dusting the house
Tho’ do leave a taste in my mouth.
But my boy friend thinks it a giggle
When in his ear I do waggle and tickle.
Also
When sick and lieing abed in sad repose
They come in handy for wiping my nose.
So
Having her haircut Mary thought to leave,
Instead had her old mother start to weave
And to plat her tongues hair into a doormat.
"Good grief I need a holiday"
There once we a maid named Mary,
Who’s tongue was long and all hairy.
One day she said to here dear father
“Papa, I think it is time for the barber,
But I will
Rue trimming my tongues long locks
For they’re handy for licking my chops,
And to have them remain in unkept state
I find them handy for licking my plate.
And they are
A wonder when dusting the house
Tho’ do leave a taste in my mouth.
But my boy friend thinks it a giggle
When in his ear I do waggle and tickle.
Also
When sick and lieing abed in sad repose
They come in handy for wiping my nose.
So
Having her haircut Mary thought to leave,
Instead had her old mother start to weave
And to plat her tongues hair into a doormat.
"Good grief I need a holiday"
