Once upon a Moonshine...

[Oisin]

Two hours later
The beach is much safer
Di and Grace,
Pom and Kate
stew in the sun
The bubbly's works done
The BRAlot are snoring
out cold till the morning
while the BARmen are happy
until they see Jackie
She's...

 

[Di.Poppitt]

..... only just come
To sit in the sun
'Oooh loverly chubberly
Pour me some bubbly
How nice to see you all here
I've.........

 

[SuBee]

...........been feeding Owen, our orangutan with beer
whos worried about this poem, it just doesnt seem too clear
he wanted to appear earlier, and play a major part
he feels the authors are cruel and have no heart
his feelings are wounded and in need of great repair
so........................

 

[Pomgolian]

...I thought the Orange Tan was in Young John's oil
Forgive us please you know we're all really very loyal
If your feeling are hurt please dry up your tears as you know
most of the authers are getting on in years...

 

[John Young]

,,,but none are the age of the Orangutan
old man of the jungle but twice strength of a man
no need of fake tan for this Tarzan,
he,s espied a sweet lady peach asleep on the beach
he likes hairy legs, Oh,,which one will he reach :?:

 

[Di.Poppitt]

He stepped over the gals
And headed for his pals
The ones with no hair on their legs
He took out his razor
And did them a favour
He shaved all the hair from their heads.