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Once upon a Moonshine...

What is this our K,
what did you say,
just give us the word
and we will obey
that is I mean
those who aren't gay
And then a thought
that might lead to nought
is this a story,
a poem
or a play?
 
:D
A story
A poem
A play
A little of each
And all taking part in the Moonshine
At Poverty Bay
Ah now my friends is there more to come
Pray let me know so I can enjoy the sea, the sand and the sun.

:)
 
Oh yes Pom my friend there's still more to come
For what could be better than bathing in sun
We wait and we wait for a boat load of MEN
So happy to see us all waiting and then.........
 
BARmen row ashore amongs,t "Wimmin" galore
admiring Peaches on Beaches and sigh soft J,ete adore ,, (4Kate x)
Unbuttoned shirts showing barrel bronzed chests
with cries from the "Wimmin" of ,Hoii mind me Vest !!! :roll:
 
You might be sun bronzed, but you better not think
That you can come here to give us the wink
With your french j'ete adore and and other soft talk
Just get on yer bikes and goo for a walk. :wink:
 
:D
I so pleased this tale is continuing on
Now who are these BARmen
From where have they come :?:
I wish they.‚.’d move over their blocking my sun
and if they.‚.’re not careful they.‚.’ll get a kick up the b...
Look closer girls they all look quiet strange
Do they all come from Highcroft as they seem quite deranged
c'est vrais :!:

:)
 
:shock: Deranged and disjointed but BARmen United
when we hit the Beaches we should be annointed,
Toned to perfection for your sweet delectations
not too slippy with oil just spoil gripped affectations
No blocking of rays or "gerroff" ya bum
its this warm weather our brains baked in Sun
So back to the Beaches lets join in the fun
"oooh Dahlin your hair looks nice in a bun" eh Hun" :roll:



its true Pom, ma bella Signorina, Chow x
 
At that response the BARmen sighed
let's hope this place ain't full of Di-s (plural of Di done like that to avoid it looking like Dis [Diz])
And anyway, what's this saft talk?
Please explain how on a bike,
one can walk?
 
Ahoy shipmate Paul get the drinks in for all
while we tie up our boat by the harbour wall
You were fast to that beach bar, left us stranded
crikey mate we had only just landed
These lovely girls just rephrased,,
not mean,t Bike it,, still fazed
They,re saying go off on our Pedal-oh
cuz they,re waiting for their Giggle-oh :?:
 
This glorious bay
Is crowded today
There's Paul with his hat on
Looks as if it's bin sat on
JY's rubbing oil in
'Cause it been boilin'
Us wimmin look lovely
Who wants some bubbley :wink:
 
Two hours later
The beach is much safer
Di and Grace,
Pom and Kate
stew in the sun
The bubbly's works done
The BRAlot are snoring
out cold till the morning
while the BARmen are happy
until they see Jackie
She's...
 
..... only just come
To sit in the sun
'Oooh loverly chubberly
Pour me some bubbly
How nice to see you all here
I've.........
 
...........been feeding Owen, our orangutan with beer
whos worried about this poem, it just doesnt seem too clear
he wanted to appear earlier, and play a major part
he feels the authors are cruel and have no heart
his feelings are wounded and in need of great repair
so........................
 
:D ...I thought the Orange Tan was in Young John's oil
Forgive us please you know we're all really very loyal
If your feeling are hurt please dry up your tears as you know
most of the authers are getting on in years...
 
,,,but none are the age of the Orangutan
old man of the jungle but twice strength of a man
no need of fake tan for this Tarzan,
he,s espied a sweet lady peach asleep on the beach
he likes hairy legs, Oh,,which one will he reach :?:
 
He stepped over the gals
And headed for his pals
The ones with no hair on their legs
He took out his razor
And did them a favour
He shaved all the hair from their heads.
 
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