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Once upon a Moonshine...

Moonshine

Lived a young man called John..
(I think he was gay)
 
,, Naah ,he was just happy & he met a man named Ray
He said "fair dinkum cobber, your a Pom but your Ok",
 
With his M8 les he drank zinfandel all day
After two glasses ...in unison they would sway...............
 
...and singing 'It's a long way to Tipperary' and 'My heart belongs to Brummigum dear 'ol Brummigum Town"...
 
... well it was supposed to Kandy
but she'd been on the brandy
all day
and falling the floor,
let the rhyme slip away...
 
Wrong topic guys........

...... they packed a picnic of salt and vinegar crisps, a bottle of Zinfandel - red, and sailed away from Poverty bay. They reached........
 
Where they ate they buffet
Les wore his new toupee
But it was a rather windy day
and I'm afraid it blew away................
 
......... as he drifted along on Blue Anchor Bay, where his good friend Pom was waiting.

Hallo Kandyman, what are you doing here :?:
Hello Pom, well you'll never believe this but...........
 
Saboteurs away, slip ropes and aweigh?
Its Sirjohn & Sir Les sailing a gay day
Could be a Sturgeon or even stingRay
espied by St Paul or is topic astray?
 
Too right JY. and anyway, the only thing that rhymes with bay is gay, or day, or way or hay or lay or nay. AND I'm still waiting to read what Kandyman said........ :roll:
 
Nightmares for Lasses wth unclean ashtray
No nag or say neigh (Nay?) no roll in the hay
For the word Gay was merry as you may
for We are the BARmen, Not "the other" Way :oops:
 
I give up..... 8)

As Kandor met Pom at Blue Anchor Bay, he said Jy's right I really aint gay
But Suebee's just said that you'll lead me astray

Oh Kandy said Pom
You're married to Mom
If she hears of this................
 
:D ...she'll set you in clay :!: Aye and then you will never ever be able to lead me astray no matter how much you bray.
So gather your friends Sir Young John, St Paul and Ray and ship off and find another bay on which to stray and play...
 
Oh Captain,,my Captain I hear and obey
Your motley crew now say aye,aye T,was your bounteous beauty
that led us astray,
So as in Beu Jest?. j,taime c,est vrais,,, :roll:
 
When our JohnY speaks French in that sensous way
I sigh and I swoon and I literally sway
I feel a hot flush - (it's my sixth one today)
I need to cool down with a nice Chardonnay
Then stroll on the beach at Poverty Bay
and watch all the young men (hope they're not gay). 8)
 
What is this our K,
what did you say,
just give us the word
and we will obey
that is I mean
those who aren't gay
And then a thought
that might lead to nought
is this a story,
a poem
or a play?
 
:D
A story
A poem
A play
A little of each
And all taking part in the Moonshine
At Poverty Bay
Ah now my friends is there more to come
Pray let me know so I can enjoy the sea, the sand and the sun.

:)
 
Oh yes Pom my friend there's still more to come
For what could be better than bathing in sun
We wait and we wait for a boat load of MEN
So happy to see us all waiting and then.........
 
BARmen row ashore amongs,t "Wimmin" galore
admiring Peaches on Beaches and sigh soft J,ete adore ,, (4Kate x)
Unbuttoned shirts showing barrel bronzed chests
with cries from the "Wimmin" of ,Hoii mind me Vest !!! :roll:
 
You might be sun bronzed, but you better not think
That you can come here to give us the wink
With your french j'ete adore and and other soft talk
Just get on yer bikes and goo for a walk. :wink:
 
:D
I so pleased this tale is continuing on
Now who are these BARmen
From where have they come :?:
I wish they.‚.’d move over their blocking my sun
and if they.‚.’re not careful they.‚.’ll get a kick up the b...
Look closer girls they all look quiet strange
Do they all come from Highcroft as they seem quite deranged
c'est vrais :!:

:)
 
:shock: Deranged and disjointed but BARmen United
when we hit the Beaches we should be annointed,
Toned to perfection for your sweet delectations
not too slippy with oil just spoil gripped affectations
No blocking of rays or "gerroff" ya bum
its this warm weather our brains baked in Sun
So back to the Beaches lets join in the fun
"oooh Dahlin your hair looks nice in a bun" eh Hun" :roll:



its true Pom, ma bella Signorina, Chow x
 
At that response the BARmen sighed
let's hope this place ain't full of Di-s (plural of Di done like that to avoid it looking like Dis [Diz])
And anyway, what's this saft talk?
Please explain how on a bike,
one can walk?
 
Ahoy shipmate Paul get the drinks in for all
while we tie up our boat by the harbour wall
You were fast to that beach bar, left us stranded
crikey mate we had only just landed
These lovely girls just rephrased,,
not mean,t Bike it,, still fazed
They,re saying go off on our Pedal-oh
cuz they,re waiting for their Giggle-oh :?:
 
This glorious bay
Is crowded today
There's Paul with his hat on
Looks as if it's bin sat on
JY's rubbing oil in
'Cause it been boilin'
Us wimmin look lovely
Who wants some bubbley :wink:
 
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