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Once upon a Moonshine...

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Kandor

Guest
Moonshine

Lived a young man called John..
(I think he was gay)
 

John Young

master brummie
,, Naah ,he was just happy & he met a man named Ray
He said "fair dinkum cobber, your a Pom but your Ok",
 

SuBee

master brummie
With his M8 les he drank zinfandel all day
After two glasses ...in unison they would sway...............
 

Pomgolian

Kiwi Brummie Admin' Team
...and singing 'It's a long way to Tipperary' and 'My heart belongs to Brummigum dear 'ol Brummigum Town"...
 

Oisin

gone but not forgotten
... well it was supposed to Kandy
but she'd been on the brandy
all day
and falling the floor,
let the rhyme slip away...
 

Di.Poppitt

master brummie
Wrong topic guys........

...... they packed a picnic of salt and vinegar crisps, a bottle of Zinfandel - red, and sailed away from Poverty bay. They reached........
 

SuBee

master brummie
Where they ate they buffet
Les wore his new toupee
But it was a rather windy day
and I'm afraid it blew away................
 

Di.Poppitt

master brummie
......... as he drifted along on Blue Anchor Bay, where his good friend Pom was waiting.

Hallo Kandyman, what are you doing here :?:
Hello Pom, well you'll never believe this but...........
 

John Young

master brummie
Saboteurs away, slip ropes and aweigh?
Its Sirjohn & Sir Les sailing a gay day
Could be a Sturgeon or even stingRay
espied by St Paul or is topic astray?
 

Di.Poppitt

master brummie
Too right JY. and anyway, the only thing that rhymes with bay is gay, or day, or way or hay or lay or nay. AND I'm still waiting to read what Kandyman said........ :roll:
 

John Young

master brummie
Nightmares for Lasses wth unclean ashtray
No nag or say neigh (Nay?) no roll in the hay
For the word Gay was merry as you may
for We are the BARmen, Not "the other" Way :oops:
 

Di.Poppitt

master brummie
I give up..... 8)

As Kandor met Pom at Blue Anchor Bay, he said Jy's right I really aint gay
But Suebee's just said that you'll lead me astray

Oh Kandy said Pom
You're married to Mom
If she hears of this................
 

Pomgolian

Kiwi Brummie Admin' Team
:D ...she'll set you in clay :!: Aye and then you will never ever be able to lead me astray no matter how much you bray.
So gather your friends Sir Young John, St Paul and Ray and ship off and find another bay on which to stray and play...
 

John Young

master brummie
Oh Captain,,my Captain I hear and obey
Your motley crew now say aye,aye T,was your bounteous beauty
that led us astray,
So as in Beu Jest?. j,taime c,est vrais,,, :roll:
 
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Kate

Guest
When our JohnY speaks French in that sensous way
I sigh and I swoon and I literally sway
I feel a hot flush - (it's my sixth one today)
I need to cool down with a nice Chardonnay
Then stroll on the beach at Poverty Bay
and watch all the young men (hope they're not gay). 8)
 
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