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NEW ZOO KEEPER

postie

The buck stops here
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A chap got a job as a trainee keeper at Dudley Zoo. His first job was to clean out the fish pond. while he was doimg this, one of the fish bit him on the backside. The keeper lost his temper and whacked the fish with his broom, killing it stone dead.He knew he would get into trouble, so he decided to get rid of the evidence. After much deliberance he threw the fish into the lions den and they ate the evidence.
His next job was to clean out the chimps compound. He had almost finished, when one of the chimps jumped on his back and bit his ear, again the keeper lost his rag and grabbed the chimp by the throat and strangled him. Again he threw the body into the lions den.
His last job of the day was to tidy up the compound where the bees were kept. He knocked over one of the bee hives and the bees swarmed all over him and stung him quite badly. As before he paid back the bees by smashing them into pulp with his shovel and again he fed them to the lions.

The next day a new lion was introdued to the pack. "What's the food like here" asked the newcomer to the head of the pride.
" Great" said the leader "Yesterday we had Fish, Chimps and Mushy Bees. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
 
Nice one, postie.
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