Getting old?

[RayD]

Thought I would like to pass this on, for the benefit of the more advanced, (in years) members of the Forum.

A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.
One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.
A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.
The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.
The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.
The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze.
The red ones, smallest of them all
Go to my blood so I won't fall.
The orange ones, very big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night.
Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.
But what I'd really like to know...........
Is what tells each one where to go!

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.

For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Enjoy the day :lol:

 

[hmld]

:-X
TOUCH PADS FOR ELECTRONICAL CONTROL.
ESPECIALLY EXCITING FOR GAMES OF CHANCE.
PRIAPISM IS OF COURSE BORING.
EVEN WITH THE BEST APPOINTED PENIS GOURD.

A REIN WITH HALTER BY A TROLLOP WALLOPING ANY KIND OF STASH IS JUST THE TICKET.

OTHERWISE A CONCEITED ARROGANT NARCISSIST CAN TAKE SOLACE AT HIS PERSON SO
PROECTED.
ELDERFOLK MALES ARE WELL ADVISED TO IMPROVISE BRACES SO AS CANTERLEVER.

IN GALE FORCE CONDITIONS STEERAGE IS OPTIONAL.

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