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BLOOMING CHEAT

postie

postie

The buck stops here
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BLOOMING CHEAT

I looked at the heading on our Aston website
I looked really hard and thought that cant be right
I fetched my Wife and said “take a look at that”
“Mucky devil” she said and knocked me onto the mat
Well, a week went by and I still pondered on that thread
All kinds of thoughts were rolling around in my head
It was Saturday morning and I was alone in the house
So, with bated breath and trembling hand I clicked my mouse
“TITS LIKE COCCONUTS” screamed out those brazen words
Not a bit what I imagined, it was all about those feathered birds
Now Kandy is a man of many parts and writes some lovely prose
But please don't build my hopes up with headlines such as those
 
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I was disappointed too postie.....................I thought it was going to be another photo
 
This site is becoming quite a delightful madhouse.
The wonderful thing about it all is, instead of us trying to break
out of the place, folk are trying to break in.

"Thats all folks"

"With kind permission from Loony Tunes"

Institue Inmate
Robert
 
It is indeed just in your mind Postie. Kandor didn't mean anything untoward - MUCH ;)
 
there is nothing wrong with a bit of fun - or life can be boring - don't think we were meant to walk around with long faces - You are lucky to get what you get what more do you want - Beryl M
 
Guess they were thrown out when the 'off license' was cleaned out. Alf Maybe check the 'snug', I couldn't find them either. But then it was a long time ago, looking at the dates on the posts.:smile2:Mo
 
I was cheating....!

Now that got you looking didn't it?:):)
As 'our' Kandor was no longer posting, I thought I would try to think of a way to revive all those fantastic prose he wrote.
So I found a post that referred to a 'Thread' that was no longer there!
.‚.“TITS LIKE COCCONUTS.‚.”
That way I imagined folk might search and browse all his old poems and the like looking for it, in that way re read some if not all the rest of his work.:grinsmile::grinsmile::grinsmile:

Maybe, you could also take time re read some of the older work of our other great writers too while your at it! :)

Sorry if you feel mislead - I didn't mean to ....

POM :)
 
Chris :YoureFired0:well after you give us the answers to the quiz in two weeks time.

Can't find your angel and I was going to replace it with a devil but that has gone as well. Love all the new smilies though, Keith and Rod.:Dancedance04:Mo
 
Daint mislead me Chris I've been waiting nearly three years to be mislead by you BRAsWimin no luck so far. :sweat::shocked:
 
You are right everytime Mo:422: Its the BARman in me:grinsmile:
 
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