John Young
master brummie
It was a nice evening had just had lamb chops & trimmings at Sisters house Oh & a pint with her Hubby & then popped in to Good Hope Hospital to see how the Mrs was doing
No need go home first because Sister No 2 was,doing the"Tidying etc",,Sorted Eh :wink:
Well had just stepped into the Ward when this Nurse grabbed me saying "She,s gone down" I thought flippin heck I have married a Jailbird Oh well In I went,,,
Nice room I thought, bright , clean & lots of gadgets Oh & there She is,, looking Ok but maybe a bit flustered,warmish even, Oh its that tent thingy over her legs :roll:
Best go over & give her a peck, she will like that,,Oh she wants to whisper to me :!:
As I leaned over she held my tie,it was a bit creased, not ironed you see, Then she gripped it (Trying to straighten it) &whispered, well almost a growl actually " IiifFFFH YyooOOOUUUHH EeeEEVVERRRHH CcooOOMMEEE
nnNNEEEEAAARRRRR Mmeeeehhhhh aaaaaAAAGGHHHAAAIIINNNNH Iiii
wwhh wwWWILLLL CccutTTTT YooouuurrrrRR NnnuuuoooOGGHHHTS OFF
Then WE joined in breathing exercises Exact timing too, as She gripped my tie then relaxed we both held breath (I hadn,t got much choice actually ) Ooooh THE Pain started then,,,
Never felt nothing like it before,,, I was holding her hand (It says in the BOOK :roll: ) Where did that Eagle come from :?: Landed on my hand with Five Talons locked IN,, Oooh the pain, I gritted my teeth & hung on ,didn,t have much choice really, I was screaming by then while She was laughing under a gas mask thingy,,the Nurse took that of so I tried a whiff :shock: Wow,,Man,,better than a waccy baccy woodbine :wink:
All over, there the little guy was,, another Nurse came in & said "Would you like a cup of tea?" I said Oh yes please & can my Wife have one as well :?: then the Midwife Slapped ME
No need go home first because Sister No 2 was,doing the"Tidying etc",,Sorted Eh :wink:
Well had just stepped into the Ward when this Nurse grabbed me saying "She,s gone down" I thought flippin heck I have married a Jailbird Oh well In I went,,,
Nice room I thought, bright , clean & lots of gadgets Oh & there She is,, looking Ok but maybe a bit flustered,warmish even, Oh its that tent thingy over her legs :roll:
Best go over & give her a peck, she will like that,,Oh she wants to whisper to me :!:
As I leaned over she held my tie,it was a bit creased, not ironed you see, Then she gripped it (Trying to straighten it) &whispered, well almost a growl actually " IiifFFFH YyooOOOUUUHH EeeEEVVERRRHH CcooOOMMEEE
nnNNEEEEAAARRRRR Mmeeeehhhhh aaaaaAAAGGHHHAAAIIINNNNH Iiii
wwhh wwWWILLLL CccutTTTT YooouuurrrrRR NnnuuuoooOGGHHHTS OFF
Then WE joined in breathing exercises Exact timing too, as She gripped my tie then relaxed we both held breath (I hadn,t got much choice actually ) Ooooh THE Pain started then,,,
Never felt nothing like it before,,, I was holding her hand (It says in the BOOK :roll: ) Where did that Eagle come from :?: Landed on my hand with Five Talons locked IN,, Oooh the pain, I gritted my teeth & hung on ,didn,t have much choice really, I was screaming by then while She was laughing under a gas mask thingy,,the Nurse took that of so I tried a whiff :shock: Wow,,Man,,better than a waccy baccy woodbine :wink:
All over, there the little guy was,, another Nurse came in & said "Would you like a cup of tea?" I said Oh yes please & can my Wife have one as well :?: then the Midwife Slapped ME