Nan's ditties :
Such is Life
Without a wife
but worser with one.
I wish I was single
My pockets would jingle
Clear the way for old Bob Tyler
Hit him in the bally and bost his byler.
Does yer fairther want a rabbit?
Sell him one for ninepence.
....plus Stockton on Tees Version
Does yer mother take in washin?
Ow the ell do I know?
I can't put her sad songs, I still fill up!!!!